Q&A Jokes

Q: Why did the milking stool only have 3 legs?

A: Because the cow had the udder!

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A: An umbrella!

From Orla Bunce

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: Doyouthinkhesaurus!!

From Erin

Q: Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

A: Because the captain was standing on the deck!

From Anna

Q: What do you call a fairy who has not had a bath?

A: Stinkerbell

From Cia, age 8

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? 

A: A woolly jumper!
 
From Rebekah Hedges

Q: What does an Egyptian doorbell sound like?

A: Toot-an-kum-in!

From Hayley Tait

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it

Q: What did the one sea say to the other sea?

A: Nothing, it just waved

Q: Where do computers go dancing?

A: At the DISK-O!!!!

Q: What do you call two robbers?

A: A pair of knickers

from Abigail Winer

Q: What did the butcher say to the slow customer?

A: Chop chop!

from Isobel Oleniuk in Hong Kong

Q: What did the policeman say to his tummy?

A: You are under a vest!

from Anna Foster

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?

A: A nun rolling down a hill

Q: What is black and white and goes ‘ha ha’?

A: The nun that pushed her!

both from Megan

Q: What do you call the brother and sister who like to build things across rivers?

A: Archie and Bridget

from Rachel

Q: What did the alien say to the jigsaw?

A: I come to you in pieces!

from Kate

Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep?

A: Rock-et!

from Elizabeth Best

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy upset?

A: His daddy was a mummy

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one!

both from Damilola Kerry

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

from Laura Hoult

Q: What stays in a corner but travels around the world?

A: A stamp

Q: What kind of room can you not come into?

A: A mushroom 

Q: What kind of pet never moves?

A: A car-pet!

Q: What has a mouth but does not speak, has a bed but does not sleep, and has a bank but never needs the money?

A: A river!

Q: What dries while it gets wet?

A: A towel

all from Emma Mai

Q: Why didn’t Cinderella ever get picked for the hockey team?

A: Because she runs away from the ball!

from Phoebe

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

A. Because he had no body to go with

Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road?

A. To get to the second hand shop

both from Isobel

Q: Why don't the most popular crisps run a marathon?

A: Because they're Walkers!

from Sophie

Q: What did one toilet say to the other?

A: You look a bit flushed

Q: Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?

A: It wanted to get to the bottom!

from Ian

Q: Why do witches wear name tags?

A: So they know which witch is which!

from Ruby

Q: Why can't you play cards in the jungle?

A: There are too many cheaters

Q: Why was 6 scared of 7

A: Because 7-8-9!

Q: Whay is tennis such a noisy game?

A: Because each player raises a racket

from Becky

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?

A: A nun rolling down a hill

from Libby

Q: What do you call spectacles belonging to a ghost?

A: Spooktacles

from Marya

Q: What do the green traffic light say to the amber one?

A: Don't look I'm changing

from Manjoyt

Q: Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

A: Because the captain was standing on the deck!

from Sophie

Q: What did the maths teacher have for his dinner?

A: A take-away

from Bethan

Q: Why did Cinderella never make the football team?

A: Because her coach kept turning into a pumpkin

from Khalidah