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If you could be any Jacqueline Wilson character who would you be?
Who’s there?
Mara
Mara who?
Mara Mara on the wall…
Meesh
Meesh Who?
Me shoe, it’s in the way of the door!
From Rebecca
Dishwasher!
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I shpoke when I losht my falsh teef!
From Sophie
Cow
Cow Who?
No silly, cows go Moo Not Whooo
From Jade
Who's there?
Isabell
Isabell who?
Isabell broken 'cause I had to knock?!
From Bethany Campbell, age 10
Justin
Justin who?
Just'in time for lunch!
Sheila
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountain when she comes
both from Z.B.
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Orange
Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
from Rachel Moug
Cats go
Cats go who?
No they don't, cats go meow!
from Elizabeth Best
Jester
Jester who?
Jes-ter minute I'll just unlock the door!
from Sarah Cox
Who's there
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?!
from Kai
Philis
Philis who?
Fill us a glass of water . . .
from Kate
Debbie
Bebbie who?
Deb-bie, or not Deb-bie?
This is a joke I got from Shakespeare 4 Kids play of Macbeth
from Oana
Boo!
Boo who?
Sorry, I never meant to scare you!
from John Margey
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
from Millie