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Food Jokes

Q. Why did the bacon laugh?

A. Because egg cracked a joke!

Two packets of crisps

Two packets of crisps were walking down the road, a man in a car stopped and said "Would you like a lift?" But the packets of crisps replied "No thanks, we're Walkers!"

 From Daisy Henry

Two snowmen ...

Two snowmen standing in a field. One says to the other: 'Can you smell carrots?'

From Anna Curtis

Q: Which cheese is made backwards?

A: Edam!

From Connie

Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Shark- infested custard

From Jessica

Q: What did the skeleton say at the BBQ?

A: Can i borrow some ribs?

From Mellisa Mukundwa

Q: What do mermaids have on toast?

A: Merm-malade!

from Damilola Kerry

Q: How did the egg get up the hill?

A: It scrabbled

from Lisa Dearne

Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast?

A: Dreaded wheat!

from Molly Hopkins

Q: What sings well and is good to eat?

A: Elvis Parsley

from Preeti

Q: How do you make a cream puff?

A: Chase it round the block!

from Elizabeth Best

Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot

from Montpelier

Q: Why did the banana go to hospital?

A: Because he wasn't peeling very well

from Bronwyn Lewis

Q: What kind of room can you not come into?

A: A mushroom 

from Emma Mai

Q: Why don't the most popular crisps run a marathon?

A: Because they're Walkers!

from Sophie

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: It saw the salad dressing

from Adanma

Q: What do you call a train full of toffee?

A: A chew-chew train!

from Emma

Q: Why did the strawberry laugh at the banana?

A: Because the banana did the splits!

from Nipuni